The winners and losers of "The Curse of Curves" music video

In the video, our heroes (?) are sitting at a large table in what seems to be an empty mansion. The lead singer is at the head of the table, proposing a toast throughout the entirety of the video while singing along to the tune. He is joined by the rest of the band and their female significant others.

As the video progresses, it becomes clear that he’s had eyes for all the women at the table for quite some time, in line with the theme and tone of the song itself.

If sleeping with one friend’s significant other is bad, then sleeping with several is, you know, worse.